day of guy cheer

"Do women really want our opinion of the way they look? Look at the way we dress, we wear skirts."

"My God did you move into the gym?!?!?!?!"

"Who doesn't like chinese food?"

adam smith

"He didn't know people run companies and they are evil and greedy."

talking to dillion after dilllion made a joke about rice

"Asians have been around alot longer...you're the one with the funny accents."

bees are cool enough to give you a warning

"If a bee hits you turn around, its not worth it..."

"It's a donkey dude not a velociraptor."

"There's a petting zoo near big bear that I like. Petting zoos scare kids."

not nishi related

lol so because ive just been posting so much at the moment my blog just asked me to type a code in to prove im not a robot "Please prove you're not a robot. Since you have made a large number of posts today, please prove that you are not a robot by entering the words below."

"You're offensive."

"The opposite of progress would be I don't know...anitprogress."

actual advice

never buy a house with an adjustable rate mortgage

funny

"Hey were here. In the dark." "Cool. Come towards us, were in the light."

talking about his shoes

"These are crushed velvet.Their beautiful."

speaking to his daughter

"Be careful what you for you might end up 6' 8"." *my boyfriend is that tall...* XD

"I hate snow boarders. they just lay there when they crash. It's like dude move."

realization

"I'm not 16 anymore."

true story

"I've had a desk thrown at me...it was by a girl."

"That would be pretty funny....we'd probably get beat to death..."

marines...

"There's four of them. Who's gonna mess with them? You gotta be an idiot. You gotta be an idiot. You gotta tell by the hair cut don't mess with them."